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Post by Eoric Applehouse on Jan 6, 2019 12:13:07 GMT 1
”Ser Seban!” Eoric Applehouse plops down next to the young knight, the reek of alcohol allready strong about him. Producing a flagon of wine he’d obtained somehow he fills Seban’s cup to the brim and then some. ”Drinkwithme.” it was a command more than a request.
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Post by Seban Ward on Jan 6, 2019 20:33:17 GMT 1
"Ser Eeeoric." Ser Seban held his posture remarkably straight, and his face surprisingly lively for somebody who struggled to form sentences. "I will aquire...Aquit... No I will acquiesce your gracefull request Ser." Seban makes an ironic bow as the old warrior slumps down. "I am sure others are very relieved that I take up your time." Seban spends a few moments focusing on the cup before he makes a carefully planned grab for it, and drains it's contents, before he again turns to the knight. "For what would your service require me?" Looking down at the table, he puts his hands next to the older knight, comparing Eorics callouses, to his own, much smoother hands.
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Post by Eoric Applehouse on Jan 6, 2019 20:50:43 GMT 1
The girzzled knight makes a snorting sound - somewhere between a laughter and a grunt. The wine, although gone to his head, has seemingly put him in a better mood than usual. Or at least so it seems, it's hard to tell with the man. "You got a queer way with words, boy, I give you that." he takes a deep gulp from his goblet, only missing partly. The scarlet drops around his mouth and chin wiped off by a crude swipe of his palm. He continues to pour Seban another. "THIS!" he motions to the crowded interior of The Golden Rose. "This is a fucking feast. Not like that circle-buggery earlier. Lords and ladies scared stiff from all the shit this turd of tourney has produced..." he snorts and spits on the floor. "To Lord Karl." he raises his goblet. "May he plant and plow flowers with the Gods now." Another deep gulp.
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Post by Seban Ward on Jan 6, 2019 21:05:49 GMT 1
"For all the flowers... farmed, and for all the flowers he has yet to conquer!" Seban raises his cup another time to the fallen hero. "So Eoric." Seban leans close enough that Eoric can feel Sebans lips on his earlobe. "How does it feel to be the oldest, grimmest bugger around? After Ser Donnel finally got to his seven? Will we ease up with all that damn marching we had to do?" If he tried to be quiet, it could be advicable to lower his voice, but instead, it seemed like he raised his voice as he shouted into Eorics ear.
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Post by Eoric Applehouse on Jan 6, 2019 22:03:58 GMT 1
"Ser Donnel, Warrior guide his soul, was one of the greatest knights I ever served under and with." he slurs his words but the admiration is honest. "Besides, marching is good for you. Keeps the men busy. Can't have you all sowing bastards out of boredom! The Good Septon would have us all gelded!" He laughs loudly, this is a scenario he most likely has thought of before.
"Speaking of plowing and sowing..." he leans in, far to close. "I've yet to see you run after any wash-maidens or visit The Perfumed Lady, with all that grease I'd peg you for a regular ladies-man Ser Seban. You're not one of 'em boy-lovers are ya?" He again laughs loudly, he took pleasure probing and provoking the younger knights, some of them proved so sensitive. With Seban however Eoric was pretty sure where he had him, people rarely gave him credit for it but the Captain of the Guard was far more observant than one would expect. He'd seen Ser Seban sniffing around Lady Delia more than enough times to know in what direction the young sworn-sword's cock pointed.
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Post by Seban Ward on Jan 8, 2019 18:59:10 GMT 1
"If the septon is not Gelded himself before too long, he can praise the seven truly! He should have little authority if we march, or instead spend our time more deliberately." Seban seems to be happy with the Septons reduced fortunes, Gyldenhaal needed more enjoyment after all, it was a wonder how a flower like Delia had grown up there!
"I am a man with finer tastes than wenches who grow wet by the sound of two stags rubbing together! I suspect I soon will win forward by my wooing! You just see!"
Seban helps himself to a liberal dose of Eorics flagon, before filling up for Eoric too. "I imagine Gykdenhaal could do with more ambitious men! Look what happens when we allow the old hag and the young maid to squabble!"
The finger Seban was supposed to punctuate his point with ends up in Eorics cup, but the young knight does not seem to notice.
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Post by Eoric Applehouse on Jan 8, 2019 20:04:40 GMT 1
"Stags rubbing together! HA! A good one!" He clearly is envisioning it in the literal sense rather than how Ser Seban indented it. "Urgh!" a guttural, flem filled sound, as much irritation as intoxication. "Let the Shrew and Saint Erena be at eachothers throats - Lord Jon seems to get *some* joy out of the two ladies at least! At least Eoric seems to find his own implication hilarious.
"As for the finer tastes, Ser Seban." He oh so subtly directs the attention to Lady Delia, seemingy enjoying her time. "Ambition is the word of it, indeed. But..." he leans in further, beckoning the young knight to follow - as if he's about to offer sage advice on the ways of women and wooing. "... but... all the ambition in the world..." a conspiratory whisper "...is worth nought when doubled with being... A FUCKING CHICKEN-SHIT!" He bursts out laughing so loudly a few heads turn their way. "All ye do is sniff around her, boy. Look at her, she's ripe for the taking!" With having lost her father but two days ago and her (clearly favorite) brother clinging on to life, she was probably anything *but* ripe for the taking. "You need to show her what a man is, Ser Seban!" There is an emphasis on Ser as if he's not quite worthy of that title - not yet at least.
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Post by Seban Ward on Jan 11, 2019 1:42:21 GMT 1
Seban seems to weigh the words of Eoric carefully, before replying: "By the end of tonight, you will be proven wrong." By the pause he takes after his first sentence, he might just be too drunk, and not deliberating at all.
Ser Seban then fills up Eorics cup generously. "What would you say to distract a chaperone, and you can help me prove you wrong?" He attempts to wink, but for added effect, he winks with both eyes, which turns the whole world dark, and Seban quicly abandons his conspiratoral look, and instead turns to his own wine.
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Post by Eoric Applehouse on Jan 13, 2019 12:46:21 GMT 1
"Go on, boy. I'll be right behind you!" a sober man would have very little confidence in this promise, but alas there a very few sober men around.
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Post by Seban Ward on Jan 14, 2019 15:31:01 GMT 1
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